BARK! who goes there? doormat - 18x30" - funny dog doormat - welcome mat - dog person - paw prints - home decor - entryway - outdoor mat


Whenever you walk up to a house and the dog is barking like crazy, just know that this is what he's trying to say...all Shakespeare-like.

All of your doormats are made in sunny southern, CA!

Please review our shop's policies prior to purchasing one of our delightful little doormats. By purchasing this listing you agree to the afore mentioned shop policies.


Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Care instructions

SHADY, DRY, and LOW TRAFFIC spaces are the best spots for these mats to avoid fading and wear. Shoot, I would even bring this baby indoors at night to keep it warm (not really, just to avoid excess moisture).

Custom and personalized orders

I am definitely a fan of custom and personalized orders! I have access to many different fonts and images so if there is something unique that you to see on a doormat I will do my best to try and make it happen! I will not create designs that have profanity, nudity, or hate speech of any kind so please don't ask. See custom doormat listing for further information.

How long do the mats take to make?

All mats (both custom and regular) currently take about 1-2 WEEKS to produce. For custom orders this time begins after you approve your proof so be sure to reply back in a timely manner to avoid production delays.

How long do the mats take to ship?

After your mat is produced (currently about 1-2 WEEKS from your order date or approval of your proof) your mat will be shipped. Your package will arrive 3-7 business days after your mat is produced via FedEx or USPS.

How long does it take to receive a proof for my custom order?

For custom orders you can expect to receive a proof for your design within 1-2 business days of placing your order.

Reviews (2)


Unfortunately due to manufacturing issues & demand, my order hadn’t shipped by the provided delivery date prompting me to reach out to the seller on the status. The seller was extremely prompt in response - explaining the issue, apologizing and relayed they were in the midst of contacting buyers to inform of the status. As I needed the item within a week, I had to cancel my order. The seller refunded me within minutes. Sometimes it’s unfortunate circumstances that show true professionalism & character. Because of how they handled this issue, I’ll absolutely order again.

I love this doormat, and my guests do too!

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