owner is shady. dogs are cool. doormat - 18x30" - funny doormats - cute doormats - gag gift - gifts for dog people - home decor - rug


He's super sweet, is always happy to see you and has the ability to always put a smile on your face...oh no, we're not talking about your friend...we're talking about his dog. Your friend's a piece of work. For that reason, your friend gets this doormat. Or if this is you, hey at least you're not in denial about it. And denial is half the battle.

You can even change the wording if you like! Maybe "owners are shady, dogs are cool" or "owner is shady, dog is cool" or "owners are shady, dog is cool". So many options!!!! Just be sure to write in the "notes to seller" section what you want to change the wording to.

For completely custom orders you must purchase the custom doormat listing found here:

"custom doormat" listing click here:

Please don't hesitate to ask me any questions!

All of your doormats are made in sunny southern, CA!

Please review our shop's policies prior to purchasing one of our delightful little doormats. By purchasing this listing you agree to the afore mentioned shop policies.


Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-2 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

I don't accept returns or exchanges

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Frequently Asked Questions

Care instructions

SHADY, DRY, and LOW TRAFFIC spaces are the best spots for these mats to avoid fading and wear. Shoot, I would even bring this baby indoors at night to keep it warm (not really, just to avoid excess moisture).

Custom and personalized orders

I am definitely a fan of custom and personalized orders! I have access to many different fonts and images so if there is something unique that you to see on a doormat I will do my best to try and make it happen! I will not create designs that have profanity, nudity, or hate speech of any kind so please don't ask. See custom doormat listing for further information.

How long do the mats take to make?

All mats (both custom and regular) currently take about 1-2 WEEKS to produce. For custom orders this time begins after you approve your proof so be sure to reply back in a timely manner to avoid production delays.

How long do the mats take to ship?

After your mat is produced (currently about 1-2 WEEKS from your order date or approval of your proof) your mat will be shipped. Your package will arrive 3-7 business days after your mat is produced via FedEx or USPS.

How long does it take to receive a proof for my custom order?

For custom orders you can expect to receive a proof for your design within 1-2 business days of placing your order.

Reviews (5)


LOVE my new doormat, and have already gotten so many compliments!

Bought for a friend who is obsessed with her golden retrievers. She loved it!! Fun touch to the front porch!

Top product and awesome seller ! Quick turn around time ...Will be added to my favorites !

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